I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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