I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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