i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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