But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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