Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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