She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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