I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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