i wish starbucks made bloody marys
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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