dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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