Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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