Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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