So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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