fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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