i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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