i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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