i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize