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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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