What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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