I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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