she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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