5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.