And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?