oh good, I think they're gone
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...