You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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