It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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