Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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