help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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