We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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