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(512): View more from Texas

Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"

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(310): View more from California

I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.

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(212): View more from New York

You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.

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(904): View more from Florida

now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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(207): View more from Maine

did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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(301): View more from Maryland

He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.

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(206): View more from Washington

I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.

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(561): View more from Florida

She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was

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