Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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