Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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