a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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