i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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