Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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