just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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