i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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