Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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