I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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