Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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