I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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