so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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