question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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