He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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