and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
