i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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