im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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