I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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