He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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