Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i permit you to call me
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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