Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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