I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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