Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Let's paint friendship bongs
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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