We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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