Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
there is puke in my bra ... again
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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