I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I looked at my own cervix.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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