one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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