best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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