wat bout pragnant strippers??
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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