fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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