Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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